SUPER SOAKER

🌊 THE SUPER SOAKER KIT 🌊

(For the girls who like their freshness LOUD, not subtle.)

Ladies… if your pH has been giving “plot twist”, don’t worry — we came prepared.

Because this kit right here? She don’t play.

✨ Includes:

• The legendary Snatch Bar (aka: The Reset Button)

• Chlorophyll Detox Water (your inside’s new bestie)

• 8 Vaginal Boric Acid Suppositories (because freshness should never be optional)

• And yes… while supplies last — because the girlies stay gatekeeping nothing this season.

💦 WARNING:

Undeniable freshness may occur within the FIRST 24 HOURS.

Side effects include:

– Walking different

– Feeling mysteriously confident

– Random compliments like “You smell amazing… what changed?”

– And a sudden urge to toss out every other feminine product you own.

Grab your kit today before somebody’s aunty buys them all up again. 💁🏽‍♀️💚

SUPER SOAKER SEASON IS HERE.